Funny British Place Names
Acton Beauchamp
Adlestrop
Affpuddle
Aldwincle
Alfrick Pound
Allhallows-on-Sea
Alsop en le Dale
Anthill Common
Apley Forge
Appleton Roebuck
Appletreehall
Arpafeelie
Ascott d’Oyley
Ascott-under-Wychwood
Ashby-de-la-Zouch
Ashby Magna
Ashfold Crossways
Ashford in the Water
Ash Magna
Ashton-in-Makerfield
Ashton-under-Lyne
Ashwicken
Askham Bryan & Askham Richard
Aston Botterell
Aston-by-Stone
Aston Flamville
Aston juxta Mondram
Auldhouse
Aynho
Babbington
Babbinswood
Back o’th’ Brook
Bacon End
Badger, Badgers’ Hill, Badgers’ Mount
Badharlick
Baggy Point
Baker’s Cross
Ballards Gore
Ball o’Ditton
Balmerino
Balnakeil Craft Village
Balnaknock
Bamber Bridge
Bampton Grange
Banc-y-Darren
Bank Hey
Bapchild
Barber Booth
Barcelona
Bare Ash
Barford St John (+ Martin +Michael)
Barkby Thorpe
Barkestone-le-Vale
Barking
Barley End
Barley Mow
Barmby on the Marsh
Barnby in the Willows
Barnetby le Wold
Barrel of Butter
Barton in the Beans
Barton-under-Needwood
Battledown Cross
Beachy Head
Beacon’s Bottom
Beckley Furnace
Beeby
Beeston Regis
Beeswing
Beggarington
Beggars Ash, Beggars Bush, Beggars Pound
Belcher’s Bar
Bell o’ th’ Hill
Bent Gate
Bentwitchen
Berrick Salome
Berryhillock
Berry Pomeroy
Berwick-upon-Tweed
Besses o’ th’ Barn
Best Beech Hill
Bestwood Village
Betton Strange
Bickleton
Bickley Moss
Biggleswade
Bircham Tofts
Birchen Coppice
Bird Osby
Bishop’s Cleeve
Bittles Green
Bix
Blackboys
Black Dog + Blackdog
Blackbird Leys
Blackness
Blsckwell in the Peak
Blaster Hole
Bleak Acre
Bleak Hey Nook
Blenkinsopp Hall
Blidworth Bottoms
Blinkbonny
Blo’ Norton
Bloodman’s Corner
Blowinghouse
Blubberhouses
Blunsdon St Andrew
Boat of Garten
Bobbing
Bobbington
Bocking Churchstreet
Bocking’s Elm
Boddington
Bodiggo
Bodmin
Bodymoor Heath
Bognor Regis
Bohemia
Bolden Colliery
Bollington Cross
Bolton-by-Bowland
Bolton-le-Sands
Bolton Percy
Bonnington Smiddy
Boothby Graffoe & Boothby Pagnell
Booth of Toft
Booze
Bopeep
Boquhapple
Bosham Hoe
Boslymon
Bossington
Botany Bay (two of them)
Botolph Clayden
Bottom Boat
Bottom o’ th’ Moor
Bottom Pond
Bottoms
Boughton Malherbe
Boughton Monchelsea
Bourton-on-the-Water
Bovey Tracey
Bovingdon Green
Bowhousebog
Bowldown
Bowness-on-Solway
Box
Box’s Shop
Boyland Common
Boysack
Bracebridge Heath
Brackenbottom
Bracon Ash
Bradfield Combust
Bradnock’s Marsh
Bradwell Juxta Coggleshall
Braes of Coul
Brafferton
Brain’s Green
Braintree
Bramblecombe
Bramley Corner
Brampford Speke
Brandy Hole
Brassey Green
Brasted Chart
Brattleby
Bratton Clovelly
Braughing Friars
Breedon on the Hill
Breedy Butts
Briantspuddle
Bridge of Awe
Bridge of Brown
Bridge of Canny
Brighthampton
Brightlingsea
Brightwell-cum-Sotwell
Brig o’Turk
Brimps Hill
Brindle Heath
Bringsty Common
Britain Bottom
Brithem Bottom
Britwell Salome
Brize Norton
Broadbottom
Broadbridge Heath
Broadwater Down
Broadwoodkelly
Broadwoodwidger
Brockdish
Brock’s Watering
Broken Cross
Broken Green
Brompton-by-Sawdon
Brompton-on-Swale
Brompton Ralph
Brook Bottom
Broomer’s Corner
Broomy Hill
Brotherhouse Bar
Brothybeck
Brough-on-Noe
Broughton Poggs
Brown Bank
Brownbread Street
Brucklebog
Brumby
Brunatwatt
Bruntingthorpe
Bryant’s Bottom
Brymbo
Bubbenhall
Bubblewell
Bubwith
Buckabank
Bucket Corner
Buckland Monachorum
Budge’s Shop
Buffler’s Holt
Bugle Gate
Bullock’s Horn
Bullyhole Bottom
Bunny
Bunting’s Green
Burbage
Burdiehouse
Burgh next Aylsham
Burley Beacon
Burlingjobb
Burlorn Tregoose
Burnard’s Ho
Burnfoot
Burnham Deepdale
Burham Overy Staithe
Burniestrype
Burn Naze
Burn of Cambus
Burnt Ash
Burntcommon
Burnt Heath & Burntheath
Burnt Hill
Burnthouse
Burntisland
Burnworthy
Burpham
Burton-le-Coggles
Burton on the Wolds
Bushey Ground
Bushley
Bushy Common
Bustard Green
Butleight Wootton
Buttercrambe
Butt Green
Butt of Lewis
Buttonbridge
Buttsash
Bye Green
Byton Hand
Cabbage Hill
Cackle Hill
Cackleshaw
Cadoxton-Juxta-Neath
Cage Green
Caggle Street
Caistir St Edmund
Cakebole
Calf of Eday
California
Callaly
Calloose
Canada
Candlesby
Cannard’s Grave
Candy Mill
Captain Fold
Carbrain
Cardigan Island
Cardington
Care Village
Carew Cheriton
Carfury
Carleton Forehoe
Carlops
Carlton Curlieu
Carlton Scroop
Carsegownie
Carstairs
Cartamartha
Cary Fitzpaine
Cashes Green
Cassey Compton
Castle Bromwich
Castlemilk
Castle O’er
Castle Rising
Castletump
Cat Bank
Catbrain
Catchems Corner
Catherine-de-Barnes
Cat Hill
Catley Lane Head
Cat’s Ash
Cat’s Common
Cats Edge
Catsfield Stream
Catslackburn
Cavers Carre
Cellar Head & Cellarhead
Chiddingly
Coggleshall
Earl Stonham
Easter Ross
Foxholes
Nettleton
Newton Poppleford
Redmarley d’Abitot
Test Valley
Tofts Voe
Wem Rural