“...then I saw a shimmer in the fabric of reality and I thought, 'Oh! There she is!”
“You fuel my jolly.”
“You're like a database. OMG! You're a machine!”
“I want to pickle you in a jar and keep you as a scientific specimen. Or maybe your brain if i can’t get a human sized jar.”
“You are the only person I know who drinks coffee to relax.”“You're made of Satan juice.”
TESTIMONIALS
“She's cold, she's frigid, and when she walks into a room the conversation dies.”
“You're not cold and frigid, you ooze mother-earth-ness.”
“Thank goodness you're back! Three people have been doing half your job!”
“You're like an island of serenity.”“You might be a human incarnation of Doraemon the amazing cat robot from the future that can do anything.”
“I knew that was yours when I saw the pile of skulls and Red Bull.”
“You're like everyone's mother, except that you're younger than us.”
Colleague: "You're eclectic... in a certain sphere."
Me: "Which sphere?"
Colleague: "The dark one."
“You look like an acid trip.”
“It's not my fault that you have multiple personalities and all of them have secrecy complexes.”
“You have a life lived backwards, or if not backwards, parallel to itself in some odd way...”
“You are more cat than woman.”
“You look like the spawn of Charles Manson and Judas.”
“I used to be intimidated by you, then I realised you're not a duchess, you're a cat robot from the future.”
“You are Google incarnate.”
“You're like Princess Di.
The people's manager.”
“You're like a project manager, but of people... in your head... wait, you're just a schizophrenic.”